We would like to welcome you to a special round table discussion on current issues in and around Whitestone Vineyard and Winery with me, myself and I.
We now rejoin the panel discussion already in progress:
I: “…and so there I was, knee deep in mud and my pant leg torn. I pulled the trigger one last time only to hear “click.” Lucky for me, all the rattlesnakes were dead.”
Moderator: Thank you I for your perspective on wine export to France. Moving on, I would like to talk about current affairs in the vineyard. Myself, would you like to lead off?”
Myself : “2010 ended up being one of the coldest growing years in history. Our merlot and cabernet sauvignon were harvested fully ripe, but with lower sugar than usual. I and myself are excited about what we taste in the barrel, a lot of big flavors with lower alcohol. The season ended with a dramatic cold snap, but, thanks to the incredible lake effect, the vines seem to be doing well. Me, myself and I will know more on the 15th of February when we start winter pruning.”
Me: “To add to what myself was saying, we are also excited to be bringing on Sara Grant to help manage the vineyard this season. She brings with her over a decade of horticultural experience.”
Moderator: “Is it true me that you are training to run in your first marathon?”
Me: “Yes moderator, the rumors are true. I have signed up to participate in the Seattle Rock and Roll Marathon on June 25th. To document my progress, and to have a general forum on wine, vines and running, me and myself have started a blog called “Chaotic Wine Theory.” You can find it by clicking here.
Moderator: “I, are you not participating?”
I: “No, I think the whole idea is crazy.”
Moderator: “Ok, moving on. Myself, any new releases the public should know about?”
Myself: “This week we are releasing our annual Valentine’s Day wine to our club members. This special wine is the perfect gift for your sweet heart. Non-club members can buy it only for the next few weeks. It is available to club members as long as supplies last.”
Me: “We also are having a lot of great events at the Spokane Tasting Room over the next few weeks. Including a release party for “Love,” First Friday and Top Gear Tuesday.”
I: “Hey, me. Do not forget to tell everyone that in the first ever voting for Best First Friday location, we won.”
Me: “I, I think you just did.”
I: “Did what?”
Me: “Tell everyone that we won for best First Friday.”
I: “No, I want you to tell everyone.”
Me: “It’s an open mic, they just heard you I.”
Myself: “Will you two knock it off and focus.”
I: “Like on running a marathon.”
Me: “Why do you have to bring that up now?”
Moderator: “And on that note, we are going to take a quick commercial break. This special round table is being brought to you by the following upcoming Whitestone Events.”
Thursday, February 3rd from 6 to 9 pm. “Love You to Pieces” wine club pick-up and release party at the Spokane Tasting Room
Friday, February 4th from 2 to 6 pm. Jewelry Party at the Spokane Tasting Room. Make sure to come in a check out one of a kind, hand crafted jewelry for your loved one. A bottle of wine and a nice necklace will make you the V-day all-star for your significant other.
Friday, February 4th from 6 to 9 pm. First Friday Spokane! Come and find out why we were named the #1 location in all of Spokane. Kick off your weekend right with food, music, friends, laughter and, of course, WINE!
Saturday and Sunday, February 12th and 13th from 11 am to 5 pm each day. The first Valenwine Weekend. Join us as we, along with all of the other Spokane Area Wineries open our doors to two days of wine and chocolate pairings.
Tuesday, February 15
th from 5:30 to 8:30 pm. TOP GEAR TUESDAY!!! Back, for the second month we bring you wine, nachos and the #1 TV show in the world. If you know nothing or everything about Top Gear, wine or nachos, this is the event for you. Last month, we saw both neophytes and veterans transfixed by our heroes’ efforts to get out of a rain forest in old beater 4x4s (or in one case 2x4). This month, we will be watching while our fearless presenters travel to Vietnam. A few months back, 60 minutes did a profile on the show, to watch, click
here.
And much more coming through out the month! Make sure to visit us online at
www.whitestonewinery.com, facebook.com/whitestonewinery, or ChaoticWineTheory.com.
For general information please call 411.
For Whitestone specific questions, please call 509-838-2427 or email
info@whitestonewinery.com.
Michael Haig
P.S. Do to unseasonably cold weather, we are holding all wine ships for the next few days as a precaution against cold damage. Your wine is safe and basking in 55-degree storage and will be making its way to you shortly.
Teddy says “Please do not forget to bring in your reusable bags and boxes.”